Sunday, March 14, 2010

First "Date NO-NO's

1. If you are a guy and you both have had 1 drink a piece...dont ask for seperate checks.
2. Dont tell your date that you grew up on food stamps and this is the most expensive date you have ever been on at Ruby Tuesdays.
3. Dont ask someone out for a walk and then ask them to choose from a handfull of rocks that will determine your future with your date.
4. If your date is more interested in your 'stock', family background or personal image around town...RUN! NEXT!~
5. If a guy shows up in tattered shorts, tattoos showing, and a t-shirt that reads, "I Rode her hard and put her up wet." Throw him off the bridge.
6. If a guy tells you that his mom and dad slept in sepparate rooms and trys to move you into the guest room within the first 3-4 mths...NEXT!

And yes, these have all happened to me!

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